Archive for August, 2006

It is terribly important for those of us who bask in the light of education, liberal thought and infinite curiosity, to remind ourselves from time to time , that members of our very own species, with whom we share nearly identical DNA, have Internet access and the ability to post ideas such as the following, in this case, found in the comment section of KSL.com

As posted, I present you the unedited comment of Kurt S.

I wish President Bush could have stayed in our great state forever, because he is the best president in the Universe. He will deliver our great country from the evil scourge of liberalism and from all those who subscribe to its blasphemies.He cleverly thwarts the sinister designs of those members of the heinous mainstream media who would have us question his abilities, intentions, honesty, and even his intelligence. These same traitors would also have us fear our all-wise and omnipotent leader’s decision to spy on Americans, as if he could not be trusted to spy on only those people who deserve it. And so what if he permits and condones the torture of our enemies? Wouldn’t Jesus do exactly the same thing?Terrorists shudder at the mere mention of our great leader’s name. Saddam Hussein, the mastermind and primary sponsor of the September 11 terrorist attacks (don’t let the liberal media try to fool you into believing it was some Osama dude), could elude the president’s long arm of justice for only so long; now he trembles in his cell as his dwindling tribe of al-Qaeda terrorists panic in the last throes of their insurgency. Our wise leader’s move to liberate and democratize Iraq will go down in history as the single most ethical (and beneficial) decision ever made. The resulting military mission was the most successful (and ethical) mission ever accomplished (and it WAS accomplished).When the benefits of the Bush tax cuts begin to gush and surge (not just trickle) down to all Americans within the next month or two even the godless liberals will worship their benefactor.God bless President Bush for getting us, our children, and our grandchildren into debt. That’s what I call vision, with a capital “V”. How else can young people learn about character unless they suffer hardship? And God bless Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and the brave men of Fox News for teaching us the truth and freeing us from the onerous burden of having to actually think or study or analyze or question our ideology.You may disagree with me; after all, it is a free country; but if you do, you are wrong. You are either with us (the righteous and infallible conservatives) or against us (meaning with them - the evil, liberal, anti-American wackos).