One Utah

Rep. Jim Matheson: In favor of real-life arbitrary arrest and torture of Americans but against fictional computer games like Grand Theft Auto.

LaVar Christensen: If the Democrats regain control of Congress they will surrender to terrorists, cause rising gas prices and falling moral standards, and even bring back the “hated death tax.” (We’ll be lucky to survive).

Singer-songwriter Orrin Hatch: Has “clout” in the U.S. Senate (seniority entitles him to wield a bigger rubber stamp).

Pete Ashdown: Wiki-enabled, Google-mapped hero of the blogosphere. Also a “Father/Utahn/Small Businessman/American.” (But doesn’t like net neutrality).

Rep. Chris Cannon: President Bill Clinton lied and deserved to be impeached. David Safavian was found guilty of lying and obstructing justice and should get off.

Christian Burridge: Our tallest candidate this year (6 feet 5 inches). He ought to run against Bob Bennett. Looks good on YouTube.

Steve Olsen: Most Utahns are Democrats but just don’t know it yet (even a Reagan Republican can be a Democrat here).

Rep. Rob Bishop: Republicans are right 97 percent of the time (or 3 percent, if you ask a Democrat).

The Sierra Club: Sure, Prop. 3 may be a bait and switch on mass transit versus highways, but we can “stare down the legislature” when it comes to priorities.

Lt. Gov. Gary Herbert: Diebold electronic voting machines are secure and accurate, and you can vote by talking into your index finger. (Nice pajamas!)

America needs Utah: Because without us, Idaho, Wyoming and Montana would be the only states still supporting Bush.

UPDATE: Please read the comment section for Pete Ashdown’s position on net neutrality.

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