Mitt Romney, You’re No Jack Kennedy

I expected very little from this public relations bull-shit, and I got less. My grandfather, Hugh B. Brown, as chairman of the Democratic Party when Franklin Delano Roosevelt was president, travelled to Southern Utah to speak to a very large group of Democrats (back when the good guys had the majority, even in Utah, now the reddest state in lthe Union). He saw a manure pile, very high. He knew a genuine religious podium when he saw, and smelled it. He mounted the manure pile, and commenced: “Fellow citizens. I salute you from this Republican Platform!”

Mitt Romney, you’re no Jack Kennedy. You’re no Hugh B. Brown. Given your new positions on gays, women, war, and an evident hatred for truth and peace, I don’t recognize your Mormonism. I didn’t think I’d live to see the day when George Romney’s son would stand to the right of the racist, sexist, most homophobic, war-loving religious leadership in the United States of America. You bring the Jihad home. We need a good Muhammad-like Muslim to run for president. She may just be sufficiently suffused, as a person of the Book, to let Mitt into her Cabinet. She may have the heart to forgive you. I’m a novice at forgiveness.

In any event, Pace e’bene. Shalom. Saalam. May the Peace of Christ be with you, this day, and always.

Ed Firmage
Salt Lake City, Utah, USA

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4 Responses to “Mitt Romney, You’re No Jack Kennedy”

  1. Nephi Says:

    Well said!

  2. Firmage Ed Says:

    p.s. Yesterday, I said that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, the Mormons, were in the envlable position of win-win; that any publicity is publicity. That Jessie James could win the presidency, just by having his picture in post offices throughout the counry. This is demonstrably true.

    BUT I did not say that Mitt could only win by this performance. Contrary to all the local media talking heads, I believe that Mitt Romney, by his public-relatations horse pucky, just lost his chance to be President of the United States. Hell, he just might have lost his chance to be a General Authority. Even they have standards.

    Ed Firmage

  3. ThatOneGuy Says:

    amen, brutha.

  4. Caveat Says:

    Will Mittwit stick, and if so, will it be a win for ‘The Church’? I don’t think so.

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