Why I’m Not Worried About Terrorism
Sometimes, not often, I stop to reflect that I am now part of the “older generation” even though I’m fairly young by boomer standards. For example, when the AARP started mailing me application forms, or when people got excited about the so-called Global War on Terrorism (GWOT, pronounced “gee, what?”)
Back in 1998, CNN realized that a lot of people alive today don’t remember the Cold War, so they produced a Peabody Award-winning series of specials. It was a good series, from an historical point of view. However, CNN’s documentaries could not possibly convey the atmosphere of panic and hysteria during the Cold War.

Yes, when I was in elementary school we had regular drills like this. Every kid in America was taught to “duck and cover” under their desks to avoid dying in a nuclear attack. NORAD might be able to detect a Soviet missile launch 30 minutes before the warheads would arrive, but ordinary citizens could expect no warning– the first indication of an attack would be a bright flash. At that point there would not even be enough time to run to the basement before the shock wave hit. Not one of us thought the desks would save anybody, in fact we hoped to die immediately because we knew that life after surviving a nuclear attack would not be pleasant. “The survivors would envy the dead,†predicted Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev.
What if you did survive the initial attack? Well, the school basement was stocked with crackers and barrels of water. The idea was to stay down there for a month or so, until the radioactive fallout subsided to “safe” levels (i.e. radiation wouldn’t cause immediate sickness and death). You could find fallout shelters in the basements of most public buildings.
Some people built their own fallout shelters, in the hope that the month-long wait to see if they would live or die could be made more comfortable. What if desperate neighbors wanted in? What if there was a follow-up attack? Well, let’s not over-think this.
As a young child with inquiring mind, I wrote to the U.S. Atomic Energy Commission for information. They sent me a packet of 8 x 10 glossy photographs of nuclear explosions, accompanied by optimistically-worded pamphlets about nuclear war. I lived in the New York suburbs, and my school was treated to a traveling exhibit put on by the US Army Air Defense Artillery. New York was ringed by Nike missile batteries (named after the goddess of victory): there were Nike Hercules missiles that were supposed to shoot down Russian bombers, and nuclear-tipped Nike Zeus missiles that were supposed to intercept incoming ICBMs. Of course, even if this worked the EMP from the Zeus warhead would probably knock out every electrical device on the eastern seaboard.
Al Qaeda and the Department of Homeland Security don’t scare me. I was prepared to die at age 9.
Richard Warnick




December 21st, 2007 at 7:15 am
I was humored by Tom Lehrer’s song referring to ‘We will all go together when we go…six billion chunks of well-done steak’. A comforting thought that aleviated much of the hideous nightmares that ‘Mutually Assured Destruction’ (MAD) caused. Terrorism is still TERRIBLE but for the sake of semantics it could be called something else…like a ‘republican administration’!
December 21st, 2007 at 9:15 am
Tom Lehrer is an American treasure…
December 21st, 2007 at 4:06 pm
It’s amazing what perspective history (and the simple act of remembering it) has to offer, huh?
Funny you post about this. Just a few days ago I had a conversation with my mother, who remembers being taken down to “the boiler room” of her elementary school once a month for a bomb raid drill. They had to sit in silence, with the lights off, for 30min, then were released and told to “find a route home that did not require using the main roads.”
She was in third grade.
December 21st, 2007 at 7:40 pm
Yeah, well today taking a route not on the main road, the greatest danger would be a child molester. What happened to the “good old days” when all we feared was a first strike by the Soviets?
Oh sorry, since bush started banging the war drum, and the dems decided they liked it up the butt, the Russians are once again flying nookleer armed bombers off european and North American airspace. Wahooo,,,hoooo ahhhh, Poooti Poooh!!!
and all pelosi can say is “where is my jar of vacillate…, I mean vaseline”?
“This desk doesn’t look big enough”, says the pe-lost-one. pelosi: Italian for, “I am lost”, or “I am a loser”.