Snark in the office

At least once a week, a coworker, vendor or customer says to me, “Oh you’re so lucky to work upstairs with all the women.”  The first time it happened, I was taken aback.  It had never occurred to me think working with women was in any way different than working with men. 

However, it has become such a common place experience, I’ve developped a stock answer:  “Well, Tom (or Bill or Kevin or Scott), they don’t work topless you know.”

Thus far, only one person has succesfully responded in English:  “Well they sometimes wear tight sweaters.”

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3 Responses to “Snark in the office”

  1. Albert O. Says:

    And speaking of office romance, this is what the Decider let slip today re Afghanistan:

    “I must say, I’m a little envious,” Bush said. “If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed.”

    “It must be exciting for you … in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You’re really making history, and thanks,” Bush said.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/13/bush-envious-of-soldier_n_91455.html

    Man, Ken B., don’t you ever tire of this moron at the helm of our country???

  2. caveat Says:

    The Afghanis would see thru his hot pink burkha in a second. F*cking jerk in chief.

  3. pop goes the list Says:

    No matter our orientation we all bring a certain orientational naivete’ into all social and work environ situations.

    What a mine field. Your replies if overheard by the wrong “person” could constitute sexual harassment! Or as a male of your orientation are you deemed immune from such things?

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