Flaccid America (Updated With New Photo)

idiotupdatedThere is an America still stuck in the fifties, isolated from our cities and from each other by virtue and circumstance and the placement of highways and byways.

Where no gangs roam and real gun play is only on TV and children are not killed by stray bullets but by accident and by suicide in flaccid homes, all for the idle dreams of idle men made more flaccid by their flaccid imaginations.

They are white, nice and stuck, flaccid fools clinging to a romantic fantasy that disguises their impotent existence if not their impotence.

Armchair Constitutional scholars between clocking out and passing out.  This is flaccid tea party America.  Heels in the mud, Palin on the tube and loaded gun in good working condition, exceeded only by that of the remote.

For flaccid America, killing is an idea, a fantasy pastime, a friend of boredom, that seems to bear the right not to be.

Photo courtesy of a self-described “red-necked, knuckle dragging Neanderthal” and Boob S.*

*The reference to flaccidity and the general message of this post is in no way directed at Joe Huffman (the guy holding the shirt), but rather at the commenters in this post threatening legal action, whose threats are as flaccid as well…you decide (or just ask their wives).

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  1. #1 by mikeb302000 on October 29, 2009 - 3:32 am

    For me the funny thing is sometimes these pro-gun guys are their own worst enemy. There’s been a lot of discussion lately among them about the merits of open carry, whether it’s helpful to their cause or not. The reasonable ones say, rightly in my opinion, it is not. But the uproar from the others is what’s amazing. They’re so into sticking up for their rights they become blind.

    The t-shirt though, I thought might be just what they need. It might encourage non-gun people to think about the issues without experiencing that feeling they often have of being bullied or threatened.

    My own ideas, as you know, are in alignment with yours. Guns are bad news and the fewer the better. And like you, I’m very suspect as to the motivations of our gun-loving friends.

  2. #2 by Joe Huffman on October 29, 2009 - 4:10 am

    You do not have permission to use that photoshopped picture of me. It was taken by my daughter who did not give you permission to use it.

    Take it down now.

  3. #3 by Weer'd Beard on October 29, 2009 - 5:03 am

    All sizzle, and no steak…and a little bit of copyright violation to boot!

    Who’s the flaccid one, Cliff?

  4. #4 by Weer'd Beard on October 29, 2009 - 5:32 am

    Oh and you have an admitted criminal agreeing with you!
    http://mikeb302000.blogspot.com/2009/10/mikeb-and-illegal-guns.html

    Go Cliff! Progressiveism! The Ethos of name calling children, and criminals!

  5. #5 by Cliff Lyon on October 29, 2009 - 5:44 am

    Joe, Please don’t take offense. I was just having some good clean fun with some photo Bob S, or Weer’d or someone linked to.

    I read a little of you site and it seemed you had a great sense of humor.

    Do you really want me to take it down?

  6. #6 by Weer'd Beard on October 29, 2009 - 5:57 am

    I’d say he wasn’t kidding.

  7. #7 by Cliff Lyon on October 29, 2009 - 6:21 am

    Hey Joe,

    Boomershoot looks like fun.

    What kind of accommodation do you make for older smaller rifles? I have an old Remington with which I could never hit the explosive from 400 yards.

  8. #8 by Bob S. on October 29, 2009 - 6:42 am

    Cliff,

    So much for you respecting the rule of law.

    You’ve been asked to take down a photo that you have no right to use and you haven’t done it.

    Why should we trust you or the other lying criminals that support you if when you say that you only want reasonable laws?

    Some of you don’t follow the laws we have now and you expect us to believe that you’ll respect the laws protecting our rights later?

    Give me a break.

  9. #9 by Joe Huffman on October 29, 2009 - 7:00 am

    Cliff,

    You know very little about me if you think your description matches. I have a Masters Degree in Electrical Engineering, I’m a software developer for Microsoft and earn well over $100K per year, my previous job at a government laboratory had the title of “Senior Research Scientist II”, one of our homes does contain a TV but to the best of my knowledge it hasn’t been turned on in several years and I don’t know if we still have a remote for it.

    I take your use my of distorted picture in conjunction with your insults very seriously. The next time you hear from me on the unauthorized use of my picture it will be from my lawyer. I’m currently about to take off on a cruise in the Bahamas and expect the picture to be taken down by the time I get back.

    See also my blog post.

    On Boomershoot: there is a “High Intensity” portion of the event where the targets are about 25 yards away. But the ideal rifle for that is really a semi-auto with a 20 to 30 round magazine.

    Old Remingtons are not inherently a poor choice for Boomershoot. If the barrel is good, you have a good scope, and you use good ammo you would probably still have a good time.

  10. #10 by Cliff Lyon on October 29, 2009 - 7:29 am

    Boob S,

    I did take it down. You need to clear your cache.

  11. #11 by JB on October 29, 2009 - 7:32 am

    That’s a pretty douchey move on your part

  12. #12 by Bob S. on October 29, 2009 - 7:46 am

    Cliff,

    Thanks for proving how little substance there is to the gun control argument.

    Your continued efforts to denigrate me based on my name just doesn’t work.

    By the way, Weer’d pointed out that picture, not me.

    Your reading comprehension failure issues are growing. Or is it a sign of mental illness and we should seek to remove your rights?

  13. #13 by Jim on October 29, 2009 - 9:02 am

    Cliff Lyon :
    Boob S,
    I did take it down. You need to clear your cache.

    Since I didn’t happen to have that pic in my cache and I see it, I’d have to throw out the BS flag. Pathetic would be too nice to describe you.

  14. #14 by Weer'd Beard on October 29, 2009 - 9:12 am

    I can’t imagine the folks at One Utah have very deep pockets (hell their web page is probably the slowest loading POS out there) to survive a lawsuit.

    Would be nice to see this boil on the ass of the internet go the way of the Dodo.

  15. #15 by James farmer on October 29, 2009 - 9:26 am

    Weer’d:

    Unless there is an existing federal registration to the photo, there is little that can be recovered by way of damages in a lawsuit. Further, the fact that the photo was allowed onto the internet evidences a willingness to dedicate the photo to the public. Finally, and most humorous of all, is the fact that since you supplied Cliff the link to the photo, you will be a named defendant in the lawsuit, too, either directly or by third-party complaint.

    Party on, bro!

  16. #16 by BoydK425 on October 29, 2009 - 9:33 am

    I have never been to your site, I first loaded it at 9:28 pacific time and you are displaying a subtly distorted picture of Joe Huffman obviously intended to make him appear rat like. Is that what passes for commentary or discussion in your world?
    Actually when I first read “…world…isolated from our cities” i got a laugh from this. I first met Joe Huffman walking Seattles Capital Hill handing out flyers for a personal safety class called “Refuse to be a Victim” in leather and cross dressing bars (During a time of particularly bad physical assault on GLBT community leaders.) You really don’t get a lot more “city” then that… do you research anything before you comment on it?

  17. #17 by Weer'd Beard on October 29, 2009 - 9:49 am

    cool James, Send me a subpoena!

    Also I’m waiting for you to show me how your “reasonable gun restrictions” are in fact “reasonable” to prove that I’m avoiding a debate, rather than defending our rights from foolish restrictions!

  18. #18 by Steve on October 29, 2009 - 11:59 am

    Gun ownership is symbolic of rugged indiviualism, individual responsibility and individual freedom. That clearly bothers you.
    I think that gun owners make you uncomfortable because they remind you of your own flaccid impotence, Cliff.

  19. #19 by Timmeehh on October 29, 2009 - 12:39 pm

    If men opposed to gun control are flaccid then men in favor of gun control must have vagina envy.

  20. #20 by Larry Bergan on October 29, 2009 - 1:04 pm

    Lots of fake names here, with the exception of Cliff. What does that tell you?

    He provided the photoshopped image along with the original. Fox “news” would have passed.

  21. #21 by Linoge on October 29, 2009 - 1:40 pm

    Cliff Lyon :Boob S,
    I did take it down. You need to clear your cache.

    As of 1638 EST, that would be a baldfaced, blatant, and just-plain-idiotic lie, Cliff. Or should I take a screenshot (which I have already done) and post it here for everyone to see? And then forward it on to Mr. Huffman’s lawyer?

  22. #22 by Bob S. on October 29, 2009 - 1:46 pm

    Larry,

    It tells me nothing. The use of an online identity doesn’t mean anything.

    Gee I didn’t realize that Steve or Jim or James Farmer was a fake name.

    Some of us establish an online identity to maintain our integrity and not be confused with other people who share that name.

    I’ve never met Larry Bergan or any other author on this site. Couldn’t you just as easily be using a fake name? Or be someone else using Larry’s name?

    The issue is simple. Cliff uses insults and distortions instead of facts and data.

    The picture was taken from another website without permission. It was photo-shoppeddistort that person’s appearance (isn’t amazing how Cliff is one type of the people saying we shouldn’t judge people based on their appearance then does something like this?)
    It was requested to be taken down.
    It wasn’t taken down.

    This is the best that gun control advocates have…but it is a shame they try to hurt others to make their point instead of discussing the issue.

  23. #23 by cav on October 29, 2009 - 2:47 pm

    Bob S,

    Honestly, you’ve had many better arguments for controling guns over the past year. This low point is not only the fault of Cliffs’ behavior, but also the inability of any of us to simply agree to dissagree.

  24. #24 by Bob S. on October 29, 2009 - 3:58 pm

    Cav,

    On this issue, I don’t think that agreeing to disagree is an acceptable stance.

    That allows the gun control crowd freedom to pass laws that restrict our rights, is that something you can agree with?

    We’ve seen from Cliff and others that they will continue to push for laws that chip away at our freedom.

    The more we allow that or allow their lies, distortions and claims to go unanswered, the easier it is for them to pass more laws.

    I can agree to disagree over issues like 9mm vs .45 ACP, or that the Beetles or the Rolling Stones are the better band.

    I may not always present the best argument here, but I’ll try to be around to refute their lies, distortions and false claims.

  25. #25 by Cliff Lyon on October 29, 2009 - 6:54 pm

    Joe Huffman,

    As you said, I dont know you and I wasn’t thinking about you when I wrote the post. I only did it at the last minute after Weer’d (I guess it was) linked to it in a comment.

    I went to your site and when I saw the “red=neck Knuckle dragging Neanderthal…, I figured you’d get a chuckle out of my late night photoshop with cocktails fun.

    I’ll post one of me so you can do the same if you want.

    In the meantime, I hope you dont mind, I’ve done another (see the liquefy filter in photoshop) funnier one I’d like to replace the first one with.

    I think I am doing this in the same spirit of glibness with which you had you photo taken with that crazy funny shirt and that you have more of a sense of humor than some of your friends (like Bob S and Weer’d) who, I might add are off the deep end.

    Despite the fact that a good many of us own some serious metal (and wood) including handguns and which only to bring some sanity to the issue of hand gun control.

  26. #26 by Jason the Saj on October 29, 2009 - 8:45 pm

    Two groups will always have guns…

    1. Government
    2. Criminals

    Why is it such a crazy idea that ordinary citizens (not celebrities, billionaires or politicians) have the right to protect themselves.

    I guess people like you haven’t lived in cities where you call 9-1-1 and get no response. Where police refuse to dust for fingerprints when you know who committed the crime – eliminating the evidence you need to prove it in court.

    When you’ve had to face a convicted felon and tried working with three law enforcement agencies all to no avail. Perhaps you’ll realize that you’re better off putting your trust into a .357

  27. #27 by medic760 on October 29, 2009 - 9:24 pm

    0023 30 Oct….Picture STILL VISIBLE…btw this was my first visit to the site.

  28. #28 by mikeb302000 on October 29, 2009 - 10:11 pm

    Thanks for the laughs, guys. I wish all the petty bickering and name-calling hadn’t diverted us from the topics.

    Is it true that gun control people are the ones who cost lives? And, are the folks who decide to arm themselves doing so out of fear and insecurity?

    I say “no” to the first and “for the most part” to the second.

  29. #29 by Jill on October 30, 2009 - 1:50 am

    Penil references in regards to guns. How original. Judging by your picture I’d say you’ve been to cialis.

    As clever as yourself, no doubt.

  30. #30 by Bob S. on October 30, 2009 - 3:32 am

    MikeB302000,

    Why don’t you tell us?

    And, are the folks who decide to arm themselves doing so out of fear and insecurity?

    You admit to owning firearms both legally and illegally. So did you do it out of fear and insecurity?

    I say “no” to the first and “for the most part” to the second.

    And as usual when you say something you offer no evidence, no support, no citation for what you “think”.

    By the way, since you will not address your part of the “gun flow” at your site, whatever happened to those illegally owned firearms that you had?

    You are a great example of the folly of the very gun control laws you advocate. There were laws to prevent you from purchasing firearms illegally but that didn’t stop you….yet you want to put more laws in place for people to ignore.

  31. #31 by Linoge on October 30, 2009 - 3:49 am

    And here we are at 0643EST, and the picture still remains, despite flushing my cache and forcing this webpage to refresh itself. Just how much of a liar are you, Cliff?

    Oh well… I think Mr. Huffman’s cruise is about a week long, so you can have another few days of entertainment at his value before his lawyer gets in touch with you. It amazes me that you cannot comprehend a simple request from someone to obey the laws of the land… at least, it amazes me until I remember who I am talking to.

    Is it true that gun control people are the ones who cost lives?

    Yes.

    And, are the folks who decide to arm themselves doing so out of fear and insecurity?

    Well, how about you tell us, MikeB302000, given your criminal history with firearms – why did you arm yourself?

    And Bob S. nailed – it no facts, no substantiation, no evidence, no nothing… Your modus operandi is inherently self-defeating, MikeB, and yet you go on using it. Are you that much of a masochist?

  32. #32 by Weer'd Beard on October 30, 2009 - 5:44 am

    BTW Cliff what is up with the server this site is on. It’s like I’m back in the 56K days, and all it took was somebody to link your crappy site to crash it.

    WTF?

  33. #33 by Uncle Rico on October 30, 2009 - 6:19 am

    Would be nice to see this boil on the ass of the internet go the way of the Dodo.

    Yet you continue to come back again and again. Curious.

  34. #34 by Cliff Lyon on October 30, 2009 - 6:41 am

    I know, I know, Im working on it. The speed issue I mean. Please bear with us as we fumble around with the site.

  35. #35 by Weer'd Beard on October 30, 2009 - 6:51 am

    Uncle Rico :

    Would be nice to see this boil on the ass of the internet go the way of the Dodo.

    Yet you continue to come back again and again. Curious.

    And you guys keep linking Glenn Beck videos.

    Same idea. You spout BS, I’m there to call you on it.

    I’ve read conflicting reports on who said this quote: “A lie repeated often enough becomes truth.”

    I’ve heard Goebbels, I’ve heard Lenin. Either way it was a “Progressive”.

    I’m here to keep your lies from becoming truth.

    Well that and Cliff making an abject ass out of himself.

  36. #36 by Uncle Rico on October 30, 2009 - 10:39 am

    Hmm Weer’d, don’t recall linking to a Glenn Beck video myself, although I do think he’s an ass. Don’t recall you calling me on BS (although I’m sure I have spouted my share). And didn’t know that the world needed protection to prevent my lies from becoming truth, but I could be mistaken. Like you, I’m just a transient figure here that pops in and out to interject my two cents–I have no connection to the site and am not an author. But as much as I might disagree with some of what gets posted here as well as certain antics (your’s included), I don’t see the need to assert the site’s irrelevance and absurdity while simultaneously re-visiting it again and again like some junkie. That was my point. Sorry if that offends you.

  37. #37 by Weer'd Beard on October 30, 2009 - 11:05 am

    That was your straw man….and no it doesn’t.

  38. #38 by ASM826 on October 30, 2009 - 12:28 pm

    You posted this to be offensive. You succeeded.

    You failed to take down the image that you had distorted, also in an effort to be offensive.

    So, here you go. I own guns. I use guns. I often carry a gun. I have been shooting since I was seven or eight. I carried an assault rifle when I was a Marine. It’s all been legal. It has nothing to do with the size or the rigidness of my reproductive organ. It has to do with my rights and my freedoms.

    You note correctly that no gangs roam in our America. If, as you opine, we are stuck in the 1950s, we see it as a good thing.

    If you would prefer to live somewhere gun ownership is largely prohibited, it is a simple thing for you to find such a place these days. You will know you have arrived when you see the big gang tags spray painted on the buildings and the nightly news is full of crime reports and shootings. Report back to us about how much better things are there.

  39. #39 by Link Porterfield on October 30, 2009 - 1:03 pm

    Cliff, I guess you must be special if the published notice “© Copyright 2009, Joe Huffman.” over at http://blog.joehuffman.org/ applies to everyone but you.

    Of course as a flaccid armchair constitutional scholar, I probably have a poor understanding of such a complicated topic as copyright law, right?

  40. #40 by Cliff Lyon on October 30, 2009 - 6:10 pm

    Link, Thanks for the heads up, I’ve replace the first creatively improved photo of Joe Huffington (Founder Boomerbang) holding the tea-shirt with a new one one the top post.

    Per your advice, I have added the copyright. Thanks so much for the legal advice.

    Here’s the original (copyright 2009)
    idiotidiot

    And the new one as it appears above. I hope you like it.

    idiotupdated

    I’d like to wish Jim the best vacation ever. I hope he comes back refreshed and ready to support sane hand gun control.

  41. #41 by Linoge on October 30, 2009 - 6:31 pm

    1. His name is Joe Huffman.

    2. The event is called “Boomershoot”.

    3. You are still violating copyright and intellectual property claims, and furthermore disobeying a direct request of the original copyright-holder to remove the image.

    4. Putting your own copyright on someone else’s image is unlawful, even if you edited it.

    Why can you not honor a simple request? Why do you break the law? Why do you lie? Why do you act like a petulant child with his hand caught in the cookie jar? Why do you continue to escalate a situation you have already lost?

    It will be very… amusing… to see your reaction when official letterhead shows up in your mailbox. But, then, thinking out the repercussions of your own actions and desires has never been your strong suite, has it, Cliff?

  42. #42 by Top of the Chain on October 30, 2009 - 6:58 pm

    I am damn offended that you seem to think because I own guns, that I fantasize about taking life. I doubt that you’ve ever held thought about the awesome responsibility that comes with owning a firearm. Your bigoted view is akin to the view that the Klan has against anyone not white and Christian. Now, having said that your attempt at humor has fallen on deaf ears. The copyright owner of the photograph told you to take it down. If it comes to it, I’ll gladly donate to his legal action against you.

  43. #43 by Cliff Lyon on October 30, 2009 - 8:13 pm

    Thanks Linoge,

    You are quite the enforcer. I think you should mellow out duuude.

    Joe Huffster is a characature not of Joe Huffman, but of a conservative, culturally rural, intellectually rural, somewhat angry, white, advanced middle aged, long married, unsuccessful, average Joe obsessed with guns, explosives, and romantic ideas of violence, heroism, and killing.

    Its too sick and real not to at least attempt to have a sense of humor about it, about yourself.

    If you are not having a good laugh, my fear is, you are thinking about killing someone, anyone that gives you an excuse.

    Perhaps that is why you are so quick to jump at the opportunity to invoke your pathetic understanding of the law to proclaim someone a criminal.

    I’d guess you keep a loaded gun in your family room near the window where you can see who is walking down the sidewalk.

    Do you live in a dangerous neighborhood?

  44. #44 by Linoge on October 30, 2009 - 9:18 pm

    And now comes the torrent of straw men, ad hominems, baseless stereotypes, childish namecalling, and all of the other idiotic tendencies you and this site are so well known for.

    You already conceded the debate with your original post – you can put away the shovel now.

  45. #45 by Cliff Lyon on October 30, 2009 - 10:00 pm

    Linoge, What “straw men?”

  46. #46 by mikeb302000 on October 30, 2009 - 11:13 pm

    Linoge and the others love to accuse people of what they do. “Name calling” and “ad hominems” are their specialiy, yet at every opportunity they accuse others of them.

    Cliff, your last comment where you described the stereotype you were poking fun at make perfect sense to me. There are too many of those guys and they have too many guns.

  47. #47 by Linoge on October 30, 2009 - 11:20 pm

    Here, Cliff, let me help you out.

    And again MikeB302000 just cannot pass up the opportunity to pipe up with his meaningless, unsupported, baseless opinion, even when that opinion boils down to nothing more complicated than “I know you are, but what am I!?!?” But, given that he is a self-professed criminal who has admitted to being incapable of determining fact from fiction, we are not exactly surprised at this behavior, now are we? Reflexive defensiveness must become second-nature when one has such a history…

  48. #48 by James Farmer on October 31, 2009 - 12:12 pm

    Linoge:

    Knock off the “self-professed criminal” accusations; such simply makes you look more uninformed than you already are. Regardless, I refer you to Sec. 107 of the Copyright Act, reproduced below:

    s 107. Limitations on exclusive rights: Fair use

    Notwithstanding the provisions of sections 106 and 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords or by any other means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright. In determining whether the use made of a work in any particular case is a fair use the factors to be considered shall include–
    (1) the purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes;
    (2) the nature of the copyrighted work;
    (3) the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and
    (4) the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work.
    The fact that a work is unpublished shall not itself bar a finding of fair use if such finding is made upon consideration of all the above factors.

    The photo at issue is clearly made for purposes of criticism and comment, among other things. Accordingly, even assuming, arguendo, the photo is copyrightable subject matter – which is doubtful – the use herein falls under the fair use exception of the Copyright Act.

    Talk about “meaningless, unsupported, baseless opinion ….” Your commentary is nothing but! Of course, then again, if you really believe criminal behavior is being perpetrated, maybe you should consider calling the cops. I am sure they have loads of spare time and will get right on it!

  49. #49 by Linoge on October 31, 2009 - 2:36 pm

    James, your lack of reading comprehension amazes and astounds me at every available opportunity.

    Helpful hint: reread my comment. Then, maybe then, you will realize how much of an idiotic ass you just made of yourself. (Secondary helpful hint: I was not referring to Cliff when I wrote the words “self-professed criminal”… but I guess that escaped your ever-so-sharp wit, eh?)

    In other news (and completely unrelated to the section of my comment you just made a fool of yourself over), passing off someone else’s work (in this case, a photograh which is obviously copyrighted to the individual who took it) as your own (done so by Cliff putting his own “copyright” on it) is well outside the realm of “fair use”. Furthermore, given that Cliff has already agreed to take the picture down (and fallaciously lies about doing so), this is somewhat a moot point, is it not?

  50. #50 by James Farmer on October 31, 2009 - 5:29 pm

    Linoge:

    Very nice! Comment filed with denial and ad hominem, and then you go on to respond to the very issue that I raised in response to the very issue you raised. Hmmm. Regardless, I won’t crawl down to your level by referring to you using the same colorful tone you refer to me but, then again, for those reading the commentary, I guess I don’t need to anyway – they get the point already.

    Happy Trick or Treating and, oh, by the way, don’t forget to pack as much heat as you can carry. You never know when a ten year old dressed as Sarah Palin my get cocky and come after all your booty!

  51. #51 by Cliff Lyon on October 31, 2009 - 5:34 pm

    Linoge,

    At least Jake Huffington has the balls to use his real name and picture.

    Does he know about your missing spine problem?

    BTW: I did take down the original image as advised. The new one, is well, new.

    Do you like it?

  52. #52 by Becky Stauffer on October 31, 2009 - 7:28 pm

    Since I’m not a lawyer, I can’t add much on the copyright question here, except to ask, even if someone incredibly decided to pursue a legal action, what sort of damages could they claim? And by the way, for those offended by the distorted image, parody has been held to be a form of free speech and is protected.

    Just to incite Bob, Weerd, etal, let me post another of my examples of stupid-people-with-guns tricks.

    A New Hampshire deer hunter has accidentally shot himself in the right hand while trying to lift his loaded rifle into a tree stand using a rope tied around the weapon.

    A state conservation officer says a branch or stick apparently got stuck in the trigger of Robert Lapointe’s .50-caliber muzzleloader, setting it off

    More guns, more stupid people making bad choices with guns. Heaven help us.

  53. #53 by Cliff Lyon on October 31, 2009 - 8:42 pm

    Becky,

    Welcome back sweet love.

    This story will likely be met with the ’stupid people not guns fault’ argument.

    But the story illustrates the real problem with guns.

    Any asshole can get one, or twenty.

    We dont mind so much when they go into the woods and shoot themselves, but when stupid people play with guns around other people, somebody gets shot all to often in situations in which NO ONE should be getting shot.

    People with guns feel the need to justify having them even though common sense would say, why bother. So the culture of idiots with guns who dont need them has lead to an hyperbolic, unsupportable defense of having them.

    An argument that requires the invocation of a the pre-electrification era, when much of the country was still territories.

    The feel and the confidence of having an old Winchester kicking around the house is a difficult thing to give up. Very romantic.

    It is this America tradition and right, so cherished by the old-timers and the slow-timers that today, our inner cities and poor suburbs are FILLED with modern person killers, and more guns than they can carry.

    Yeahhh for guns!!!

  54. #54 by Becky Stauffer on October 31, 2009 - 9:22 pm

    Exactly right, Cliff. It seems to me that people like Bob S and Weerd would get fed up with stories like this that give even responsible gun owners a bad name. As I’ve followed these threads, I’ve seen some very sensible and reasonable suggestions put forward by James, but our gun fanatic friends won’t even hear it. Don’t they realize that stupid gun owners hurt the cause of all gun owners? They need to get past the idea that someone is trying to grab their guns and start realizing that the proliferation of guns without reaonsable regulation is a prescription for disaster for our civilized society.

  55. #55 by Larry Bergan on November 1, 2009 - 3:27 am

    Bob somebody said:

    The picture was taken from another website without permission… [snip]… It was requested to be taken down.
    It wasn’t taken down.

    But Bob, I pointed out that Cliff had provided the Photoshopped, (are you not allowed to acknowledge an actual name of a corporation?), image in addition to the actual photo that was Photoshopped.

    Today, he doesn’t need to do that, because of obvious reasons.

    The Beetles? Where the fuck have you been for the last 50 years?

    I’m sorry. :)

    Not really

  56. #56 by Larry Bergan on November 1, 2009 - 4:38 am

    It was The Beatles, Bob! A play on the beat generation.

    Please listen to one of their cruder creations which literally kicked the ass of any American musical creation at the time. We didn’t mind, because we didn’t feel threatened by it. In fact, WE LOVED THEM and found out much later, THAT THEY LOVED US!

    Is it bad that the “Beetles, (as you say), ” AND The Rolling Stones were so enamored with our culture that they took the time to improve on our negros? Is that bad? Is that competition?

    You know the answer!

  57. #57 by Larry Bergan on November 1, 2009 - 4:51 am

    I regress!

    The Beatles never improved on Jimmy Hendrix, Janis Joplin or a myriad of other ancient American heros; but I can’t be sure.

  58. #58 by Becky Stauffer on November 1, 2009 - 6:24 am

    Your regression and digression is just fine with me, Larry. I love the video and I could talk about the Beatles and early American rock and roll all day.

  59. #59 by Larry Bergan on November 1, 2009 - 7:02 am

    Becky:

    I had no way of knowing that Cassius Clay would show up in that video, but I am somehow sedated.

    And I love Cat too!

    Exclamation point!

  60. #60 by Huge, rigid, throbbing American gun owner on November 1, 2009 - 9:01 am

    Ah–the ol’ “gun rights advocacy is grounded in sexual inadequacy” meme. OK, you got me, Cliff (or would it be more respectful to address you as Mr. Clavin?)–my penis is woefully inadequate.

    My penis can’t stop a mugger or carjacker who would kill me and/or my family, but my M1911A1 chambered in .45 ACP should do the job nicely.

    My penis can’t kill jack-booted thugs if and when they kick down my door to confiscate “assault weapons” that have become contraband, by virtue of some new ban, or because I disobeyed some new law requiring registration–but my AR-15 chambered in .50 Beowulf should do nicely.

    I can’t use my penis, from a position of concealment 300 meters away, to pick off the politicians who sent the jack-booted thugs–but my scoped AR-15 chambered in 6.5mm Grendel should suffice.

    When the government thugs finally bring me down, and approach my dead body to gloat over it, my penis can’t act as a booby trap, and blow up, killing 1 or 2 more, but some improvised plastic explosive might do it.

    I guess you’re right–I’m just compensating–and, by virtue of that compensation, I might just live long enough to enjoy the celebratory performance of messy bodily functions on your grave, Clavin.

  61. #61 by Larry Bergan on November 1, 2009 - 9:32 am

    Yusuf Islam and Muhammad Ali deserve that utmost respect from me, and, frankly, I would never come close.

  62. #62 by Becky Stauffer on November 1, 2009 - 9:41 am

    Huge Rigid,

    It takes a real man to admit his penis is wholly inadequate. And as I have often suspected, some men require guns to compensate for that inadequacy.

  63. #63 by Linoge on November 1, 2009 - 12:41 pm

    James, the only person in denial here is you, for being unable to admit to the fact that you misread my comment, and made a complete idiot out of yourself in the process. But, hey, that is the first step in the process, and I am sure you will eventually move on to the following ones.

    On the flip side, if you want a beautiful example of ad hominems (and continued, seemingly incessant, lies), just take a look at Cliff’s comments on the topic.

    Becky Stauffer :More guns, more stupid people making bad choices with guns. Heaven help us.

    False.

  64. #64 by Cliff Lyon on November 1, 2009 - 2:14 pm

    Linoge, The reason we don’t accept your arguments is because you guys are never honest about your methods and never link to references outside the NRA world.

    I did follow your link this time and it will be the last time because it was a waste of time.

    I don’t know if you are ware of it, but the CDC link now says;

    “The coding of mortality data changed significantly in 1999 from ICD-9 to ICD-10, so you may not be able to compare number of deaths and death rates from 1998 and before with data from 1999. “

    Did you know that when you came up with the most remarkable numbers in your remarkable analysis that the CDC had changed the mortality metrics? DId you know that when you did your anaylsis…

    Between 1984 and 2006 (latest data available) the Centers for Disease Control (CDC)…

    Did it occur to you there might be a problem with your analysis when no one else even the NRA, has touted this BS?

    Linoge, Do you even understand this?

    Be aware that ICD-10 is a completely different coding system than ICD-9. Cause (mechanism) of injury categories defined using ICD-9 E-codes for deaths in 1981 through 1998 are different from those defined by ICD-10 external cause of injury codes for deaths in 1999. ICD-10 has many changes from ICD-9, including considerably greater detail; shifts of inclusion terms and titles from one category section or chapter to another; regroupings of diseases; new titles and sections; and modifications in coding rules.3 National Center for Health Statistics does not recommend combining 1999 and later data in WISQARS with previous years by cause (mechanism) categories to obtain average annual numbers of death and death rates. Also, when looking at trends in annual numbers of deaths and death rates by mechanism/cause of injury, you should consider that changes in results from 1998 to 1999 could be a result of the change in code definitions and coding rules.1

    Even of we assuming your numbers are accurate, you don’t provide and percent change metrics.

    Heck, you don’t even provide a general thesis except more guns equals fewer deaths using no other metrics.

    For those of you wishing to test this guys methods, have at it.

  65. #65 by Cliff Lyon on November 1, 2009 - 2:45 pm

    Linoge,

    Total firearm offenses in England and Wales decreased by 30%. As you know, they banned handguns.

    During the same time period, gun deaths in the US INCREASED as did the rate of gun ownership.

    During the entire period you measured 1981-2006 gun related death (GRD) in the US fluctuated by almost 20% and is headed back up. IOW, in 2006, GRD are down 10% from 1981, but have gone up almost 20% higher. During the entire period, gun ownership increased steadily by 1% year.

    I can find at least 5 other factors more closely correlated to gun deaths than gun ownership.

    I’m afraid, by any statistical standard, you got nothin here.

  66. #66 by Larry Bergan on November 1, 2009 - 5:14 pm

    Becky:

    Airtime is what matters and we have none. The teabaggers and gun nuts only APPEAR to be winning, but that’s all they care about;. appearances.

    Very sad.

  67. #67 by Linoge on November 1, 2009 - 5:19 pm

    *sigh* You are one to talk about honesty and lies, Cliff.

    1. You lied initially about taking down the picture that precipitated this entire comment thread.

    2. The statement “you guys [...] never link to references outside the NRA world” is demonstrably false, as a 10-second read of my webpage would clearly indicate (and I know you have spent more han 10 seconds poking around – gotta love server logs).

    3. The statement “you guys are never honest about your methods” is likewise demonstrably false, given that I laid out exactly the methods used in the post to which you are probably referencing (which is this one, by the way, not the one I linked to above – try not to confuse the situation).

    4. Moving on, the statement “you don’t even provide a general thesis except more guns equals fewer deaths using no other metrics” is intentionally misleading – that was never my thesis for the post in question, and I made that quite clear in the very opening paragraph. Your inability to comprehend what you read does not give you license to lie.

    5. And keeping up with your previous pattern, the statement, “Total firearm offenses in England and Wales decreased by 30%,” is, most probably, a lie as well. What time-span are you talking about, Cliff? Because, in the past ten years, England and Wales have seen an over 35% increase in firearm-related offenses, as a ten-second Google search showed me. Even discounting imitation firearms (which I do not agree with – are you going to take the time to verify whether or not the firearm is real when it is pointed at you?), England and Wales have seen a 15%+ increase in frearm-related offenses. Bear in mind that in that time period, England and Wales only had a 5% population growth.

    6. And in a repeat of the last one, regarding this statement: “gun deaths in the US INCREASED as did the rate of gun ownership”, what time period are you talking about? Because, coincidentally, in the past 10 years, firearm-related deaths in America have increased at nearly the same rate as our population, as the data clearly shows.

    So, before we even get to the issue of how the CDC counts its numbers, we have three bald-faced lies, one misdirection, and two likely lies. Do you even understand what a lie is?

    Cliff, you are not doing so well in the “credibility” department… but hypocrisy and hubris seem to be your best friends.

    Now, as for how the CDC does keep track of its numbers, if you had bothered to do your homework in its entirety, you would stumble across something interesting. First, regarding deaths caused by accidental discharges of firearms (something the CDC really needs to rephrase), it turns out that the ICD-9 system (the older one) actually underreported fatalities by about 5.79% (which only makes the point of my originally-linked to post regarding firearms and accidents that much stronger). On the flip side, suicide-by-firearm was overreported by 0.18%, and homicide-by-firearm was overreported by 0.21%. Now, I am certainly willing to go back into my numbers and adjust them accordingly (and, in fact, I should, though I loathe trying to get that graph straight again… too many datasets), but I am quite willing to wager that they will not appreciably change the outcome of the situation in the slightest.

    Of course, if you had actually bothered to couch your argument in facts, figures, and reality, you would have taken the time to do your own homework and figure out if this fight was worth it. As it is, you are no better than the vast majority of anti-rights activists – casting baseless aspersions at every opportunity, but having absolutely nothing to back them up with.

    Let me know if you ever get over your problem of lying, and maybe then we can have a chat. Until then, you are hardly worth it, except for the sheer, ludicrous entertainment value.

    (And given your site’s tedency to “mysteriously” eat comments, this one will be preserved for safe-keeping.)

  68. #68 by Cliff Lyon on November 1, 2009 - 5:50 pm

    Linoge,

    You dont give me a high level of comfort that you understand the effect of the CDCs reclassification of mortality for which they warn us about using the 2 different data sets for cumulative analysis.

    You also fail to make a case for the correlation between gun ownership and deaths. Since it is the basis for your conclusion. dont you think you should defend it?

    I think you need to test your correlation against other metrics, like poverty, unemployment, and economics. Have you looked at age range?

    There were some big fluctuations in some age groups over that period that some have suggested were gang related.

    Some studies have shown a correlation to Roe v Wade and a resulting decrease in of-age shooters/unwanted pregnancies got aborted.

    Your premise is that there is a material correlation to gun ownership, but you haven’t demonstrated that. Im just being really honest with you.

    You did however manage to whine a bit more about name calling and feelings and threaten to take you ball and go home.

    So what are we really doing here?

  69. #69 by Linoge on November 1, 2009 - 6:20 pm

    Considering that you still do not understand what my conclusion was, Cliff, you are in absolutely no place to lecture me on it, or how I came to it. Repeating what you believe to be my conclusion (which, again, it is not) does not make it any more real or actual.

    In reality, though, I find it absolutely mind-boggling that you simply cannot comprehend a very simple sentence – the first sentence in the post you appear to have so many problems with. Shall I simply rack this up as another example in the long line of Cliff Lyon’s lies, or is this a disability you have?

    I do find it quite interesting, however, that you would choose to quantify bald-faced, obvious, pathetic lies as “name calling” – do you obfuscate this much in reality, or is this just an online persona for you? Do you lie this much all the time, and are you just not used to having people call you on it so readily?

  70. #70 by Cliff Lyon on November 1, 2009 - 7:18 pm

    Ahem, Linoge,

    I read what you wrote. Why dont you explain it to me? I sense some reservation.

  71. #71 by James Farmer on November 1, 2009 - 8:11 pm

    Linoge:

    Your commentary has a common denominator: non sequitur. Sorry, but that is the best I can do with your rambling gobbledygook.

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