One Utah

Author’s Note: I’m about to go on a much-needed July 24th holiday (no cheering from the fascist fan club, please). But I didn’t want to disappear without an appropriate parting gift. So here it is. Lass’t ’s schmecken
The Right has a double-barreled shotgun up its ass. In chamber one is anger over out-of-control immigration. Chris [...]

According to Paul “Sorry-ma’am-this-is-my-job-someone’s-got-to-do-it” Mero, chief of Utah’s conservative Sutherland Institute, the state has a vested interest in your sex organs. Your children, you see, are the state’s means of production, and your sex organs, being the means of producing the means, are therefore a national asset subject to oversight. Lots of oversight. The more [...]

The corporate media circus exposed via BradBlog in all it’s commercialized glory. Don’t miss “Lapdogs Of The Corporate Press!“

Green jell-o with carrots mixed in doesn’t seem strange.
You can pronounce Tooele.
The U is not just a letter - Neither is the Y.
You have actually eaten funeral potatoes.
You’ve gotten both heat and frost burns off your car’s door handle in the same month.
You are not surprised to hear words like “Darn, Fetch, Flip”, “Oh, My [...]

A brilliant essay by occams hatchet. Re-printed in it’s entirety from Docudharma.
Jesus sighed.
He reached over and turned the radio up. He couldn’t believe what he was hearing. “Freedom requires religion”? “Religion requires freedom”? WTF was this pendejo saying?
Right, you stupid guero, Jesus thought. Just like the freedom the Afghans had under the Taliban. Or the [...]

The people of Utah also picked this presentation as the the program they would most like to be rebroadcast last Friday night on PBS. No, it has absolutely nothing to do with O. J. or “The Simpsons”. It has more to do with who we are and what we believe.
This time it wasn’t a teacher [...]

This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen.
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As I understand it, if you work for the Federal Government in Utah, your Internet connection filters out YouTube, so you’ll have to wait until you get home tonight. Sorry.

In this video, Borat gets the Kansas City Council have a ten-minute moment of silence for a fictional event. No one questiosn him. They just stand there for ten minutes. CITY COUNCIL people in a major American city.
We’re screwed.