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Carl Wimmer Throws Utah’s Hispanics Under The Bus

Sunday morning on KSL’s Sunday Edition, Utah State Republican Representative Carl Wimmer, R-Herriman said:

81 percent of the homicides, when you have a recorded ethnicity, are committed by Hispanics

It’s hard to know if Rookie Rep, Carl Wimmer really hates our Mexican friends or whether he is just pandering to Carl Wimmer voters. Remember, Carl Wimmer is the creative genius who cooked up the Patrick Henry Caucus (PHC) Billy Bob Road Show.

As an ex-cop and self-proclaimed Constitutional expert going as far back as 2009, Carl Wimmer knows well the concept of “innocent until proven guilty.”  Wimmer conveniently failed to mention that his 81% claim comes from ARRESTS, not convictions. That’s probably because he didn’t know. But hey, he BELIEVES!  Oh yeah, and his math sucks.

The Patrick Henry Caucus (PHC) Cinco TestoteronesGet Your Free Carl Wimmer Mustache Ride

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Here’s the funniest part.  His so-called friends put him up to it. I imagine it went something like this:

[BEGIN SCENE]

PHC Testerones Uno: “Hey Wimmster! Got a job for ya”

Carl Wimmer: “Anything for YOU Padre! Que pasa?”*

(A cool breeze tickles the ungrowable hairs between Carl’s nose and lips)

PHC Testerones Dos: “Anything?”

Carl Wimmer: “Hey, what’r Amigos for right?”

PHC Testerones Tres: “Remember that ‘waste of a vagina?’”

Carl Wimmer: “Forget it, Amigo. That ‘Lesbo’ scares the sombrero outta’ me.”

PHC Testerones Uno: “He’s kidding Carl.  This one’s easy.  Ya did so good scaring the b’Jesus outta’ the West Valley preggies, we need you go on KSL and scare the shit outta’ the Beaners.

Carl Wimmer: “Sho’ thang padróni ‘Herrodoni’. What’cha got?”

(A young light-skinned Latina intern hands him a piece of paper with a chart on it which, distracted by her beauty, he fumbles and drops on the floor)

Distracted by her beauty, the paper falls to the floor

Distracted by her beauty, the paper falls to the floor

Carl Wimmer: “What the butt plug is this Herrodeeee?”

PHC Testerones Uno: “We’ve done the math already.  Checked it twice even. You can take it to the Temple.  Just say, ‘81 percent of the homicides, when you have a recorded ethnicity, are committed by Hispanics.’  And make sure you say ‘recorded ethnicity.’  That way, all the Bishops can defend the statement as technically correct if need be.”

{ END SCENE }

End Notes:
5% of Utah State and County Prison population are Hispanic. Sutherland Institute: Illegal Immigration study

* Carl Wimmer feels very cool when he speaks Spanish.

* Disclaimer: Law Enforcement Deserve our full respect until they quit, get fired and or fail and decide to become Republican politicians in Utah.

* I am still mad at Carl Wimmer for taking away my right to free speech on his Facebook page for nothing more than politely challenging him on a few of the amazingly stupid things he says.

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Tea Party Jesus

Tea Party Jesus

Via HuffPo:

The concept behind the site Tea Party Jesus is simple: Put the words of conservative Christian social and political figures in the mouth of Christ. The juxtaposition of hateful, ignorant, or otherwise nonsensical rants with serene photos of JC himself isn’t only funny, but says a lot about the people who claim to be Christians.

Scroll through the site and find a nationally-known quote from Utahn Chris Buttars.
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Flaming Ex-Gay

flamingThe video by this goombah - Adam Hood –  has been making it’s way around the internet to much gleeful and cruel chortling.  Despite his gold flecked ascot, pitch perfect Charles Nelson Reilly voice, and FAAAABULOUS hand gestures, he claims to be totally completely straight. (Is it my imagination or is he wearing a brownish red velvet jacket with that gold flecked ascot?)

 Now, you really can’t judge such things purely by behaviors – but when this big queen tells us he straight while embodying every gay stereotype, it’s difficult to take him seriously.  GLBT bloggers have been laughing all week.

Andy Towle at his place used the headling “Does this gold-flecked ascot make me look ex-gay?”  Pam Spaulding responded with “Tuesday AM laff-fest: the gayest ‘ex-gay’ ever“.  Joe Jervis summed it up this way: “I’m Not Gay Anymore He Said While Wearing The Gayest Outfit In History.”  One blogger asked “How long till Adam Hood falls off the wagon onto a pile of men?  My bet is next Tuesday.”

All of which is true and good for a laugh.  Read the rest of this entry »

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Sorry I haven’t been to church lately…

I have been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

If that sounds familiar that is because it was a bumper sticker that was created to make fun of Pat Robertson, who actually said:

“Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”

It is always sad to see crazy people you can laugh at fade away, and that is why a lot of us miss not having Pat in the news all the time. On the other hand we now have new fresh crazy like Sarah “oil slick” Palin and Glenn “bad acting is taught in LDS churches” Beck.

Still, while those two aren’t shy about their crazy religions, they don’t scream about it every third word like the good old fashioned crazies of my youth. For that kind of nostalgia I turn to groups like the Family Research Council. Read the rest of this entry »

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Current Affairs and Ancient Prophecy are Strange Bedfellows

Every so often, I tune into the Christian stations to watch either The Hal Lindsey Report or Jack Van Impe.  Now you may be wondering what a nice boy like me is doing watching two over-the-hill possibly nutty as fruitcakes right wing televangelists.  It’s an excellent question.

Lindsey and Van Impe are both easily two decades past the peak of their influence.  People like James Dobson, John Hagee and Joel Osteen have had been far more influential in the past decade than either of the older men.  Ted Haggard, before his fall, was exponentially more influential than either Hal Lindsey or Jack Van Impe.  So why watch them?  The short answer is that both Hal Lindsey and Jack Van Impe represent a strain of conservative theology that is shared by many Christian conservatives but which is generally hidden from the mainstream public by Lindsey and Van Impe’s more PR aware peers. Read the rest of this entry »

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Reverend Moonie’s Job is Done!

I’m not sure what that job was.

Was it to make lots of money or simply destroy the United States? Was it to make fools of the US citizens and the congress? What ever it was, he surely mooned us; that much is clear! There is also no doubt that George Herbert Walker Bush and his family, other religious leaders, the entire American media and many in congress helped him moon us.

Why?

Well, for money, of course, or the darkest medium of exchange, sometimes referred to as “an offer you can’t refuse.” A friendly token of appreciation or something else entirely – most likely, the threat of a political assassination in a respected publication called “The Washington Times”; a publication propped up with billions of illegal cash according to somebody who did his homework many years ago and suffered occupational consequences.

The best way to get the story is to listen to an interview conducted with two brave men who have worked tirelessly to expose this monumental fraud. One of them recounts research which tells ways in which Reverend Sun Myung Moon could have amassed such game changing amounts of money, and the other is a journalist who is an expert on the inner workings of the Moon empire. A video promoting his book follows. It is almost 20 minutes long, but if you want to understand how American culture became so strange, the radio interview and the video below are a MUST HEAR and a MUST SEE, respectively:


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Some notes:

Although it is widely known that Reverend Sun Myung Moon’s church was considered to be a cult and is even ridiculed by John Belushi in the “Saturday Night Live” video segment provided from the seventies, most information outlets have treated “The Washington Times” with deference over many decades, (including C-Span.) None of these outlets ever mentioned the involvement of Mr. Moon in that publication.

George Herbert Walker Bush acting as former President of the United States gave Reverend Moon essential credibility by taking very large amounts of money in exchange for puzzlingly complimentary speeches in Moon’s favor. Even Moon’s followers were taken by surprise. At least one other member of the Bush family was embellished with riches and – you know who – was helped in his race to “beat” Al Gore by the “Washington Times’s” characteristic smear campaigns of the “dishonest” Gore.

After previously, harshly condemning Reverend Moon, Jerry Falwell accepted millions to save his failing University and praised the action in one of his shameless speeches/sermons, (I don’t know which.)

If you don’t catch anything else from this post, be sure to watch the horrifying/funny segment in the above video starting about five minutes in which recounts some old and quite new lies designed to help supporters of Moon and continues with videos of “The Washington Times” 15th anniversary dinner years before, which includes a speech by Moon which must have sickened the attendees. How many reading this post are more worried about satin then the subject of this post. Why have we been so worried about Rupert Murdock, (who is co-founder with Moon in the “New York Post” publication), and yet totally ignored the influence of Moon at the “water cooler.”

Although former Utah Congressman Chris Cannon was virtually expunged of any involvement in the coronation of Reverend Moon as the new messiah in Utah’s media long ago, “The Washington Times” listed him as a contributor to the effort here.

I hate to say this, but even public radio and television have not exposed this fraud. Tony Blankley, (also Newt Gingrich’s press secretary for seven years), has been allowed to go on countless radio and television programs as a pundit. Although he is routinely sucker-punched by the facts on those programs by their participant’s, he is invited back on, endlessly. Personally, I think a “three lies and you’re out” program should be implemented. David Brooks is on PBS’s “News Hour” almost every night despite the fact that he got his “cred” from Moon’s “Washington Times” and another awful and totally partisan publication called “The Weekly Standard.” I’m sure there are others who were weaned and introduced into our national conversation by Moon’s corrupt system, (possibly hundreds or more, (I have to work and I’m not even a journalist, so I have no idea)), but I’ll just bet you David and Tony are doing OK financially. I’ll just bet you others have branched out from pretty well paid jobs as “journalists/pundits” from similar organizations. JUST SAYIN’

Four American newspapers, (all right!) :)

New York Times, Washington Post, New York Post, Washington Times.

My theory of why American newspapers are dying is that Americans can’t tell truth from fiction. I’m not sure if they ever could. I believe this is by design. Where do we go from here?

To reiterate:

Read this.

Listen to this. (What is the deal with Gordon Liddy?)

Watch this.

You decide.

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Why George Rekers (and His Rentboy) Matters

The scandal around George Rekers and his hiring of a male sex worker to accompany and provide services while on a recent ten day European vacation is distasteful.  There’s almost no way to discuss that doesn’t become distasteful to many people.  Rekers paid for access to nubile young male flesh for his vacation.  His rentboy has been interviewed by a host of news organizations and blogs.  He’s found himself the unexpected focus of a great deal of attention.  Rekers, meanwhile, has largely been disappeared by the right wing that once embraced him.  On the surface, it seems like just another sex scandal involving a right wing culture warrior, yet another revelation of yet another right wing hypocrite.

Rekers – like other right wingers caught in these scandals – has spent much of his adult life actively working to make life harder for other people.  Rekers has made been generously compensated for his work in the anti-gay industry.  Some of that money has come from states defending anti-gay laws which were inspired by Rekers and the groups with which he is associated.  Rekers and his associates have set up “research” groups which have published anti-gay information (supported by generous donations from right wing donors which have paid generous salaries), they have then offered seminars to right wing politicos (who have paid sizable registration fees), politicos who have in turn been inspired by those seminars and people to pass anti-gay laws which have been legally challenged.  The states have then paid (using taxpayer dollars) Rekers to testify in trials as an expert witness to defend their anti-gay laws.

Nice work if you can get it. Read the rest of this entry »

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This is why people make fun of creationists

From the reliably wingnutty One News Now, Peter Heck (not making that name up!) has a wonderfully shallow op-ed excoriating the world for not treating the “discovery” of Noah’s Ark as a serious, scientific find.

The truth is that science is supposed to be skeptical of everything.  And yet, so often we see the reality that Darwinists hijack the name of science in an effort to proselytize their own faith, and thereby commit the same offense they condemn creationists for committing.  Think about it:
 
Kuniholm mocks Ark hunters by saying, “These guys have already gotten the answer worked out ahead of time, and then they go out to prove it.”  In other words, if there does end up being a large wooden structure on the mountain, that doesn’t necessarily prove Noah’s story. It only proves there is something wooden on the mountain.  Creationists then work that structure into a narrative they’ve already accepted of a worldwide flood.
 
Fair enough…but what was Ida?  Nothing about her suggested anything other than an extinct, lemur-like creature.  Yet Darwinists took a dead organism and worked it into a narrative they’ve already accepted of macro-evolution.  They presuppose Darwin’s model is correct and then interpret the fossil in a way that helps tell the story.

Boil down all the nonsense and you see the fundamental problem.  Heck assumes the biblical record is equivalent to the scientific record.  He argues that the scientific consensus (the one based on evidence) is the same kind of “assumption” as you make when accepting the biblical account.  Read the rest of this entry »

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Vatican “Forgives” Beatles; Ringo Starr Says Bugger Off

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This is the first time I’ve ever used somebody else’s headline, but it was just too good not to use!

What Ringo actually said was:

“Didn’t the Vatican say we were satanic or possibly satanic? And they’ve still forgiven us? … I think the Vatican’s got more to talk about than the Beatles”

File this under “look over there, not here!” I’m still not sure if the Vatican has forgiven or changed their mind about forgiving Galileo for discovering moons around Jupiter yet, but I’m dead sure that all four of the Beatles were honest to a fault, great musicians, and improved our lives greatly by bridging two nations in a friendly and productive competition which enthralled the entire world with a message of peace; never shame! That’s why we loved them AND their music!

Note: Be sure to watch Lennon’s honest explanation of his comment in the linked video which apparently ended the controversy at the time; It most certainly did for me, but, then again, I’m a 60’s freak. I learned about this story by visiting a blog called “Big Dan’s Big Blog.” A prolific commenter at BradBlog, who always tries to tell the truth.

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If Christianity is to survive it needs to reclaim the body of Christ

Christian theology is a mishmash of ideas from two thousand years of history.  The earliest Christians were Jewish citizens from Roman occupied Judea, a cultural and political backwater in the sprawling, cosmopolitan world of the late Hellenic era.  Christianity was absorbed into the Roman world and its earliest centers were places like Alexandria, Antioch and Constantinople.  Christian thinking evolved as it came into contact with the Hellenic world.  Saul of Tarsus, later known as Saint Paul, has been described as having one of the most dynamic religious imaginations in history.  Hyam Maccoby credits Paul with the “invention” of Christianity.

In the Hellenic world, Christianity absorbed so deeply the ideas of that world that they are largely invisible.  Christianity defined itself by two dualisms – the first is the spirit/body dualism, the second male/female dualism, in case accepting that the first item is superior to the second.  So deeply embedded in Christian theology are these dualisms that most Christians simply accept the theological outcomes of these dualisms without examining them. 

Examining the behavior and policies of Christian churches you can see these dualism as play.  The resistance in many denominations to women as priests and pastors can only be realistically defended if you accept that men are spiritually superior to women.  Arguments that women “can’t” be priests are simply untrue – the skills and knowledge required to successfully preach and teach don’t require having a penis.  Christian hostility toward women is often packaged in pleasant sounding crap – assertions that women have such a special role in rearing children that they shouldn’t work outside the home, think for themselves or generally behave a fully fledged, morally aware adults. 

It’s no accident that strongly authoritarian faiths (the Catholic church, Mormonism) resist women in leadership, a resistance ultimately grounded in profound levels of sexism – distrust of and diminishment of women’s abilities and gifts.  The teaching in many conservative faiths that men must be the head of household, that women are to support male leadership, to trust male judgement.  (I don’t fully grok, but as I undrestand doctrinal Mormonism, any priesthood holder is considered worthy and able to give counsel to people, to make decisions, to lead even those who are older and wiser who do not “hold” the priesthood; there’s a lot that could potentially be unpacked from the language used in this area.)  Read the rest of this entry »

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Catholics Offer Searing Indictments of the Vatican – and the Pope (updated)

I missed an article from Andrew Sullivan - I’ve added it below.

In a moment of breathaking tone-deafness the Catholic church compared the critcism it is receiving over its handling of the child sex abuse scandal to the treatment of Jews.  During the Holocaust.

Although the priest who said that later apologized, it is becoming increasingly difficult to treat with any seriousness the Vatican’s response to the crisis.  Perhaps the harshest words are coming from people raised Catholic:

Maureen Dowd:

“There is no doubt about it,” the 85-year-old priest said, according to the Catholic News Agency. “Because he is a marvelous pope and worthy successor to John Paul II, it is clear that the Devil wants to grab hold of him.”

The exorcist also said that the abuse scandal showed that Satan uses priests to try to destroy the church, “and so we should not be surprised if priests too … fall into temptation. They also live in the world and can fall like men of the world.”

Actually, falling into temptation is eating cupcakes after you’ve given them up for Lent. Rape and molestation of children is far beyond what most of us think of as succumbing to worldly temptation.

This church needs a sexorcist more than an exorcist.

Sinead O’Connor:

Benedict’s apology states that his concern is “above all, to bring healing to the victims.” Yet he denies them the one thing that might bring them healing — a full confession from the Vatican that it has covered up abuse and is now trying to cover up the cover up. Astonishingly, he invites Catholics “to offer up your fasting, your prayer, your reading of Scripture and your works of mercy in order to obtain the grace of healing and renewal for the Church in Ireland.” Even more astonishing, he suggests that Ireland’s victims can find healing by getting closer to the church — the same church that has demanded oaths of silence from molested children, as occurred in 1975 in the case of Father Brendan Smyth, an Irish priest later jailed for repeated sexual offenses. After we stopped laughing, many of us in Ireland recognized the idea that we needed the church to get closer to Jesus as blasphemy.

To Irish Catholics, Benedict’s implication — Irish sexual abuse is an Irish problem — is both arrogant and blasphemous. The Vatican is acting as though it doesn’t believe in a God who watches. The very people who say they are the keepers of the Holy Spirit are stamping all over everything the Holy Spirit truly is. Benedict criminally misrepresents the God we adore. We all know in our bones that the Holy Spirit is truth. That’s how we can tell that Christ is not with these people who so frequently invoke Him.

Irish Catholics are in a dysfunctional relationship with an abusive organization. The pope must take responsibility for the actions of his subordinates. If Catholic priests are abusing children, it is Rome, not Dublin, that must answer for it with a full confession and in a criminal investigation. Until it does, all good Catholics — even little old ladies who go to church every Sunday, not just protest singers like me whom the Vatican can easily ignore — should avoid Mass. In Ireland, it is time we separated our God from our religion, and our faith from its alleged leaders.

Andrew Sullivan:

So the crimes against the defenseless now coming to light are once again “the gossip of the moment”. Gossip. Anyone who can use the term gossip to refer to highly credible, indeed indisputable, cases where priests raped children and the Pope himself once either looked away, or actively enabled the abuse to continue to protect the reputation of the church … is too far gone to understand what is happening right now.

And this roundhouse to the Hierarchy’s temple:

I can only speak for myself — a wayward Catholic sinner, a married homosexual who still clings to the truth of the Gospels and the sacredness of the church. I wouldn’t do any of those things. Full stop. If I knew I had any role — witting or unwitting — in allowing children to be raped by someone I could have stopped, by someone over whom I had authority, I would not be able to sleep at night. I would be haunted for the rest of my life. The thought of covering up for someone who forced sex on deaf children in closets at night is incomprehensible to me. Allowing someone who had raped three children to go elsewhere and rape many more, when you were explicitly warned that this man was a walking danger to children? I don’t want to sound self-righteous, but: no. Never. Under any circumstances; in any period of time; for whatever reason. Even if my failure were mere negligence, my conscience would be racked.

So, why, to ask the obvious question, isn’t the Pope’s? Even criminals in prison treat child molesters as the lowest of the low, the darkest manifestation of human evil. How can the Pope have any moral authority on any subject until and unless he has explained this series of events, held himself accountable and repented, if not resigned? Instead he carries on as if nothing has changed, as if nothing in these revelations about his life really matters.

It has to matter. A pope with no moral authority simply cannot function as a pope. Yes, he has ecclesiastical power. But ecclesiastical power without moral authority merely exposes the hollowness of an unaccountable, self-perpetuating clerisy. Does he think we don’t know? Does he understand that any parent of any child will be unable to imagine themselves in the same moral universe as this man?

He will not quit, of course. And he will not personally repent for these personal failings in public. This is all “petty gossip” fomented by enemies of the church. It’s old news. He has reformed things. He has, in the words of the Vatican, “nonresponsibility”. Others will take the fall for those crimes of the past. And the broken souls and bodies that remain out there — the scarred victims of this abuse of power — where are they this Easter? What place do they have on this, our holiest day?

They will have to seek justice from the state and healing from God. If they retain the hope of Easter, that good can eventually outlast evil, that darkness can cede to light, I pray they can cling to the faith that is still ours in a church that is increasingly alien. Peter denied Jesus three times. But Easter still came.

That is what many of us still cling to, through the incomprehension and betrayal. We still have our faith even if we can no longer trust the hierarchy of our church. Its moral authority is over. Our moral struggle never ends — until we find salvation in the God who loves children and doesn’t rape them.

Sullivan – like many Catholics – has reached the end of his rope with a church which has utterly failed to protect the most vulnerable and which has portrayed itself as the victim.

The season of Lent, now ended, is supposed to be a time of reflection, of self-evaluation.  Read the rest of this entry »

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What do you do when the only thing you have is moral authority and you’ve destroyed that?

The tragedy of the expanding flood of revelations about the Catholic church and its decades long efforts to coverup the deeds and protect the perpetrators lies in two places – first the harm done to the most vulnerable (for instance, the priest in Milwaukee who raped deaf boys for years and when those boys became adults the church’s stubborn insistence on ignoring them) and second in the dismantling of the church’s moral authority.

Newsweek has an interesting article:

The pope’s ideas about the church include his belief that interpreters of Vatican II overly weakened the church’s teachings on salvation outside the church (that is, they relaxed the message that only Catholic dogma can lead to salvation), ecumenical relations with other Christian communities, abortion, homosexuality, and contraception, for example. There is already an air of widespread indifference, if not outright opposition, to some of Benedict’s objections, such as those related to human sexuality and reproduction.

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Now, though, the pope’s moral authority is very much in doubt. Especially if additional cases surface, his teaching on moral matters will hold much less sway among ordinary Catholics. The indifference to his agenda would probably expand into outright rejection. And Benedict would likely be less able to draft undecided Catholics to his side, except perhaps the most conservative.

The point here is a powerful one – the church’s sole source of authority has been its moral authority – it’s ability to sway people through moral argument.  Whether the issue was poverty or sexuality or war, when the Catholic church spoke much of the world listened.   John Paul II was so profoundly loved and respected that Catholics were willing to listen even if they disagreed.  Benedict XVI has no such reservoir of goodwill.  Benedict XVI certainly seems complicit in the church’s decades long criminal conspircy to coverup child sexual abuse and assault.

The church faces a truly daunting task – repairing its damaged credibility by removing those men who were either abusers, actively covering it up and protecting those who did both would gut the church.  Removing abusive priests at this point isn’t enough; far too many were knowingly protected from consequences of their actions by other priests and bishops.  Not removing those men will undermine any efforts to rescue the church’s reputation.  With the Pope himself apparently involved in covering up these crimes, the church’s moral authority is badly if not irrevocably damaged.

When you’ve destroyed your only source of authority, you’re in deep trouble.  The Catholic Church isn’t going away anytime soon, but unless the church finds some way to correct the problem, it will find itself entering a dark period of church history in which its authority and influence decline dramatically.  The gulf between lay Catholics and the hierarchy – so hopefully bridged with Vatican II – will grow wider and wider until a great many lay Catholics feel little or no allegiance to the church and simply reject its moral teachings out of hand; the era of the cafeteria Catholic will become a fondly remembered golden age.

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